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If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
THIS
Someone send me a new Macbook Pro charger. Mine’s on its last limb. Taking this photo on 4%. Halp.
18 hours ago on June 18, 2013 at 11:30pm
every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i do
(via batmanbasically)
Not having the best week/month/life.
19 hours ago on June 18, 2013 at 10:21pm
Eggscellent news
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
(via pizza)
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
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Anonymous asked: hey, are u cut or uncut?
I paint with all the colors of my foreskin.

2 days ago on June 16, 2013 at 08:35pm





