"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"
Date someone who begs to go down on you.
Fuck you and your arms. x
'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon lead singer)
it’s official: there’s nothing she can’t make awesome
a day early birthday present to me? why thank you amy!