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thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

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vvhitehouse:

attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally

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Date someone who begs to go down on you.

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britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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Fuck you and your arms. x

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Goals.

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Title: Sex On Fire (Cover) Artist: Beyoncé 127,905 plays

catherine-elizabeth:

losertakesall:

blacksupervillain:

thatgirl-intexas:

'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon lead singer)

THE BEST.

woah

it’s official: there’s nothing she can’t make awesome

a day early birthday present to me?  why thank you amy!

I’m crying.

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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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