If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
Someone send me a new Macbook Pro charger. Mine’s on its last limb. Taking this photo on 4%. Halp.
every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
Anonymous asked: hey, are u cut or uncut?
I paint with all the colors of my foreskin.